You may not have the fighting skills and the wealth, but at least you have the Mini Batman Bat-Signal!
All things considered, you’re still Batman. This one-of-a-king light-up miniature replica of the Bat-Signal is as close as you can get to being called to save Gotham. The only thing is the signal will only reach the next wall––unlike Batman’s which reaches the clouds. Either way, it does make for an epic superhero decoration in your room––especially if you’re a fan of DC comics or superheroes in general.