Why stop at just swimming lap after lap during this absolutely heated summer?
In your next outdoor trip, make sure to pack your sunscreen, the 80s sunglasses, probably some mosquito repellent while you’re at it, and Joyoldelf’s black playing cards in your bag. Not only do they look lavishly exquisite (price says otherwise though! *wink wink*), but they’re also waterproof! This means you just get a floatie that closely resembles a table and get those royal flushes.